Anonymous asked: I feel Karl is obsessed with Choupette because you're not longer by his side, like, that's his way of coping

i know right? it’s getting beyond ridiculous and i just cannot deal with this blatant attempt of trying to fill his empty heart with a replacement like that. i know there is the obvious similarities; blue eyes and fair hair, cute and with tendencies to meow and purr but his obvious imitation of me is nothing but insulting. shower it with ipads, carry it in your vintage quilted-leather chanel handbag and drown it with affection but, mr lagerfeld, it will never be me. have you seen how many pictures choupette posts of itself? nothing but an attention-seeking camera whore. look at this photo for christ’s sake which it posted on bloody facebook, it’s in the bathroom and it’s naked. have you seen anything more that screams slut like that incriminating picture? karl’s new love obsession disgraces the house of the chanel and coco would be ashamed. i hope karl will finally realise that i am truly irreplaceable and that nothing can fill the gap that i created. when he does realise, we will all be saying bye to that slut, and i will make sure to return it to where it belongs.